EASTERN & WESTERN WISCONSIN
THIS FRI (egg harbor) & SAT (new richmond)!

NEW YEAR'S EVE, 7pm in New Richmond, WI at the wonderful OLD GEM THEATER! Champagne toast, balloons, and me--25 bux
CALL 715-246-3285 or 800-886-8035 for reservations.
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FULL SCHEDULE: (can't get my schedule clicker to work)
Friday, Dec. 30, DOOR COUNTY, WI 9pm—Landmark Lounge
Big Place so this is the building and room...The Carrington Building—Egg Harbor room.
7643 Hillside Road Egg Harbor, WI 54209-8918
(920) 868-3205
CHEAP.
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SAT, DEC 31, NEW RICHMOND, WI=NEW YEAR’S EVE EXTAVAGANZA! @ THE OLD GEM THEATER, 7PM
Why stay up late just because it’s 2012 the next day. Decent people like to ring in the New Year at a decent hour is what I say, and then I belch and excuse myself to myself.
This production is called “It’s a New Year, Damnit.” It’s based on my new show with new material—a lot of it about my mom and her raccoon friend, and about being who you want to be via your choice of eyebrow pencil.
THERE WILL BE A BALLOON DROP AND CHAMPAIGN TOAST INCLUDED with the ticket. The champagne will come in plastic cups if I can help it.
Tix are a feisty Holiday 25 bux. For Reservations call the box office at 715-246-3285

NEW TIME FOR THE TURF CLUB SHOW: DOORS 6PM STARTING AT 6:10PM
Door County & New Richmond, WI coming Dec 30 and 31~
ST PAUL THIS FRIDAY DEC 23, tickets won't be over 5 bux. might even be free: THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE IN MINNESOTA! DYSFUNCTIONAL HOLIDAY EDITION starring the band Frances Gumm, the speaker Rana May, The comedians Jenny Z and Zach Coulter, the accordionist Karen Townsend, and Tony Pastrami the butcher!! PLUS THE HOLIDOO PROFANITY SINGERS ARE PRESENTING SOME CAROLING SING ALONGS: LOTS OF SWEARS.

Door County & New Richmond, WI coming Dec 30 and 31~

ST PAUL THIS FRIDAY DEC 23, 6:45PM TIX 5 OR IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT, JUST COME IN ANYWAY... THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE IN MINNESOTA! DYSFUNCTIONAL HOLIDAY EDITION starring the band Frances Gumm, the speaker Rana May, The comedians Jenny Z and Zach Coulter, the accordionist Karen Townsend, and Tony Pastrami the butcher!!

Door County & New Richmond, WI coming Dec 30 and 31~

ST PAUL THIS FRIDAY DEC 23, 6:45PM TIX 5 OR IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT, JUST COME IN ANYWAY... THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE IN MINNESOTA! DYSFUNCTIONAL HOLIDAY EDITION starring the band Frances Gumm, the speaker Rana May, The comedians Jenny Z and Zach Coulter, the accordionist Karen Townsend, and Tony Pastrami the butcher!!

Nov. 19th , Faribault, MN Paradise Center for the Arts w/ Mary Rowles... 321 Central Avenue North Faribault, MN 55021-5214(507) 332-7372 www.paradisecenterforthearts.org Show is at 8, but I think it comes with a wine tasting that starts at 7.______________________________________________
NOV. 25TH, WI Public Radio’s “Big River Radio Wave” travels to Chippewa Falls, WI- The Heyde Center...great place, good wine, nice people. 2 shows: 6 & 8pm I do the comedy part of this cool variety show, but sometimes the other actors are funnier than me. So maybe I'll dothe drama part now. FOR TIX: http://cvca.net/forms/ticket_sales.php_______________________________________________
NOV. 26TH Saturday at Montevideo American Legion for a Thanksgiving Weekend Comedy Show! Please check my facebook closer to the date for a time: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mary-Mack/21685203474613 Legion DriveMontevideo, MN 56265-1710(320) 269-8988
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Dec. 31st New YEAR'S IN NEW RICHMOND, WI: Old Gem Theater downtown! tix at 715 246-3285, www.oldgemtheater.com

Nov. 19th , Faribault, MN Paradise Center for the Arts w/ Mary Rowles... 321 Central Avenue North Faribault, MN 55021-5214(507) 332-7372 www.paradisecenterforthearts.org Show is at 8, but I think it comes with a wine tasting that starts at 7.______________________________________________

NOV. 25TH, WI Public Radio’s “Big River Radio Wave” travels to Chippewa Falls, WI- The Heyde Center...great place, good wine, nice people. 2 shows: 6 & 8pm I do the comedy part of this cool variety show, but sometimes the other actors are funnier than me. So maybe I'll dothe drama part now. FOR TIX: http://cvca.net/forms/ticket_sales.php_______________________________________________
NOV. 26TH Saturday at Montevideo American Legion for a Thanksgiving Weekend Comedy Show! Please check my facebook closer to the date for a time: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mary-Mack/21685203474613 Legion DriveMontevideo, MN 56265-1710(320) 269-8988

SAT NOV 5TH IN ST. CLOUD, MN 7:30PM PARAMOUNT THEATER w/ my friend Amber Preston and the brave Meat Sauce from KFAN --get your tickets at www.paramountarts.org
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Happy 20th Anniversary to Acme Comedy Co in Mpls this week! Lots of fun events with 20 headliners from all over the country www.acmecomedycompany.com AND CHECK OUT MY ENTRY FOR THE CHARITY COOK OFF : THAI NOODLE DISH here's a pic below...it cost a little more than regular but it's a great cause-Fraser Autism charity
http://youtu.be/l5X-A9dn57Q

NOV 19TH FARIBAULT, MN PARADISE CENTER FOR THE ARTS

NOV 3 MPLS MN, ACME COM CO, 8PM PART OF THE 20TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

NOV 5 ST CLOUD, MN, PARAMOUNT THEATER 7:30PM

NOV 19 FARIBAULT, MN PARADISE CENTER FOR THE ARTS

I'M AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE HOLIDAY GIGS! CONTACT GLBERG.COM

NOV. 3 ACME COM CO, MPLS, MN

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT ADDED THURS. OCT 13TH, IN MASON CITY, IL @ MASON CITY LIMITS RIGHT DOWNTOWN, 8PM, $12.50 217-482-5233 for tickets.++++++++++++++++++
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com

OCT. 22, SAT. 7:15PM BURBANK, CA FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB-YOO HOOO ROOM...MY show the North Star Comedy Hr&Meat Raffle season finale!
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NOV. 5TH, ST. CLOUD, MN PARAMOUNT THEATER!

NORTH STAR COMEDY HR &MEAT RAFFLE, SAT. SEPT 24TH, 7:30pm (but give yourself a lot of extra time to take advantage of the popular free parking ramps) @ Burbank's Flappers Comedy Club in the yoohoo room 102 E magnolia, burbank.
As always we feature good comics from Minnesota or bordering states/countries and bad meat that you can win. And if you don't win it, you are still a winner really.
This month's show features Michelle Biloon (WI), Masha Tivyan (MN), Jim Hamilton (WI), Patrick Keane (foreign exchange kid from OH), Dan Greene (WI) on the bucket bass, Tom Fosmire the one-song accordion Wonder, Mary Mack (mn/wi) host and bandmate. AND A SPECIAL MYSTERY BUTCHER.
The sing along this month was made popular by Burl Ives. If you are the first to guess it by responding to this email, you win a free ticket, though they are only 5 bux--what a value.

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SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT ADDED THURS. OCT 13TH, IN MASON CITY, IL @ MASON CITY LIMITS RIGHT DOWNTOWN, 8PM, $12.50 217-482-5233 for tickets.++++++++++++++++++
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com

NORTH STAR COMEDY HR &MEAT RAFFLE, SAT. SEPT 24TH, 7:30pm (but give yourself a lot of extra time to take advantage of the popular free parking ramps) @ Burbank's Flappers Comedy Club in the yoohoo room 102 E magnolia, burbank.
As always we feature good comics from Minnesota or bordering states/countries and bad meat that you can win. And if you don't win it, you are still a winner really.

This month's show features Michelle Biloon (WI), Masha Tivyan (MN), Jim Hamilton (WI), Patrick Keane (foreign exchange kid from OH), Dan Greene (WI) on the bucket bass, Tom Fosmire the one-song accordion Wonder, Mary Mack (mn/wi) host and bandmate. AND A SPECIAL MYSTERY BUTCHER.
The sing along this month was made popular by Burl Ives. If you are the first to guess it by responding to this email, you win a free ticket, though they are only 5 bux--what a value.
thanks,
mm
www.marymackcomedy.com

COON RAPIDS SHOW MOVED TO MORGAN'S IN BROOKLYN PARK! SAME RESERVATION PHONE, NEW ADDRESS, (STARTS AT 8PM NOW AND A SECOND SHOW AT 10PM IF NEED BE)--Morgan's in the Park, 9690 colorado lane, brooklyn park, mn
Corner of 610 and Zane Ave by Cub foods. sorry for any inconvenience!!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT ADDED THURS. OCT 13TH, IN MASON CITY, IL @ MASON CITY LIMITS RIGHT DOWNTOWN, 8PM, $12.50 217-482-5233 for tickets.++++++++++++++++++
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com

COON RAPIDS SHOW MOVED TO MORGAN'S IN BROOKLYN PARK! SAME RESERVATION PHONE, NEW ADDRESS, (STARTS AT 8PM NOW AND A SECOND SHOW AT 10PM IF NEED BE)--Morgan's in the Park, 9690 colorado lane, brooklyn park, mn
Corner of 610 and Zane Ave by Cub foods. sorry for any inconvenience!!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.
Theater tour continues:
+++++++IOWA HERE I COME!!!--DUBUQUE GRAND OPERA HOUSE, FRI, OCT 14TH 8PM CALL 563-588-1305 (12-4PM)
E-mail: Boxoffice@thegrandoperahouse.com
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THANKS TO BILL AND PAUL AND HUGHE AND ALL THE NICE PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO THE WAY-COOL WIDESPOT IN STOCKHOLM!
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NORTH STAR COMEDY HR. & MEAT RAFFLE THIS SATURDAY, Aug 27 @FLAPPERS COMEDY IN BURBANK: WWW.FLAPPERSCOMEDY.COM 5 SMACKERS GETS YOU SOME GOOD COMEDY AND A CHANCE TO WIN BAD MEAT!
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Sept. 1 shell lake WI show getting filled up @ Theater in the Woods: for tix call- or go to titw.org (just of 63 on 1st st. in shell lake)
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.

THANKS TO BILL AND PAUL AND HUGHE AND ALL THE NICE PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO THE WAY-COOL WIDESPOT IN STOCKHOLM!
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NORTH STAR COMEDY HR. & MEAT RAFFLE THIS SATURDAY, Aug 27 @FLAPPERS COMEDY IN BURBANK: WWW.FLAPPERSCOMEDY.COM 5 SMACKERS GETS YOU SOME GOOD COMEDY AND A CHANCE TO WIN BAD MEAT!
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Sept. 1 shell lake show getting filled up: for tix call-
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.

THANKS TO BILL AND PAUL AND HUGHE AND ALL THE NICE PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO THE WAY-COOL WIDESPOT IN STOCKHOLM!
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NORTH STAR COMEDY HR. & MEAT RAFFLE THIS SATURDAY @FLAPPERS COMEDY IN BURBANK: WWW.FLAPPERSCOMEDY.COM 5 SMACKERS GETS YOU SOME GOOD COMEDY AND A CHANCE TO WIN BAD MEAT!
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Sept. 1 shell lake show getting filled up: for tix call-
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.

THANKS TO BILL AND PAUL AND HUGHE AND ALL THE NICE PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO THE WAY-COOL WIDESPOT IN STOCKHOLM!
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NORTH STAR COMEDY HR. & MEAT RAFFLE THIS SATURDAY @FLAPPERS COMEDY IN BURBANK: WWW.FLAPPERSCOMEDY.COM 5 SMACKERS GETS YOU SOME GOOD COMEDY AND A CHANCE TO WIN BAD MEAT!
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Sept. 1 shell lake show getting filled up: for tix call-
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.

THANKS TO BILL AND PAUL AND HUGHE AND ALL THE NICE PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO THE WAY-COOL WIDESPOT IN STOCKHOLM!
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NORTH STAR COMEDY HR. & MEAT RAFFLE THIS SATURDAY @FLAPPERS COMEDY IN BURBANK: WWW.FLAPPERSCOMEDY.COM 5 SMACKERS GETS YOU SOME GOOD COMEDY AND A CHANCE TO WIN BAD MEAT!
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Sept. 1 shell lake show getting filled up: for tix call-
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Sept 10, New Show Added in Coon Rapids, MN Sept. 10th! 7:30 pm++++++++ @ the Paddy Wagon (old Tequilaberries) off University.....133 Coon Rapids Blvd...ticket info 763-438-9168 ++++++++ When my new website gets up, I won't need those plus signs.

Oh my gosh. I just found out that the Stockholm Pie Company on the floor below my show venue on Friday Aug 19th is open til 6pm, SO COME FOR THE PIE AND BRING IT UPSTAIRS TO STAY FOR THE COMEDY. The bar at Widespot conveniently opens at 6pm, and they invite u to enjoy your pie up there until my 7pm show...
I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MYSELF INTO A REALLY GOOD SITUATION, IT SEEMS!
DIRECTIONS TO WIDESPOT-STOCKHOLM, WI: - Directions from the Twin Cities:
* Take 94 East to Highway 61 South
* Follow Highway 61 south to US 10
* Take a left at the light onto US 10, also called Point Douglas Road (this is after Cottage Grove and before the bridge into Hastings. There is a big gas station/restaurant on the left called The Point.).
* Once you cross the bridge into Wisconsin, take the first right into Prescott which is the Great River Road/State Road 35/WI-35 south. Follow that all the way to Stockholm (about 45 -50 minutes). It’s after Maiden Rock and before Pepin.
* Once in Stockholm, turn left onto Spring Street (also known as County Highway J)
* The first building on the right is N2030 Spring Street and is Abode Gallery, The Stockholm Pie Company and Stockholm General. WideSpot is on the second story of the building.
* Between the pie shop and the gallery is a set of stairs. Take the stairs up to the theatre.
The WideSpot number is 715.307.8941

NICE RUN OF WISCO SHOWS COMING UP starting with BIG RIVER RADIO WAVE in Arcadia, WI (2pm Aug. 13) and then WIDE SPOT in STOCKHOLM, WI AUG 19, FRIDAY, 7pm!! .............

Ending with Shell Lake on Friday, Sept. 1st. Theater in the Woods, 7pm.

Thanks to the great folks who came out to the Polk County Fair.
mm

THIS SATURDAY, JULY 23!! 8PM, 8801 CASHIO ST, L.A.
THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE!

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FRI, JULY 22, 9:30 PM, SILVER LAKE'S MALO RESTAURANT UPSTAIRS
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SAT MEAT RAFFLE 8PM GOOOOO! YOU COULD WIN!

THEN AT MIDNIGHT, RON LYNCH'S TOMORROW SHOW AT THE STEVE ALLEN THEATER.
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JULY 29, 7PM, ST CROIX FALLS, WI POLK COUNTY FAIR! TENT ON THE WEST SIDE OF FAIR GROUNDS.
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AUG. 13 BIG RIVER RADIO, ARCADIA WI, MEMORIAL PARK!
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AUG 19, STOCKHOLM, WI WIDESPOT THEATER
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AUG 27, FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB IN BURBANK, CA 7:30PM
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SEPT 1, SHELL LAKE, WI: THEATER IN THE WOODS.
SEPT 1,

CALIFORNIA, WISCONSIN, AND MINNESOTA!!
Workin' on updating the site...until then just come out to a REAL show:)

Thurs. July 14, 1;30pm, Burbank, CA Flappers: 1:30pm live show open to public!!! Fun show where a bout of comics are turned into avatars for the X Box Kinect!!

Sat, July 16, Parway Theater, S Mpls: Last Laugh Farewell to Jason Schommer :( But a fun group of comics and a worthwhile fun show!! 9pm Happy Hour Starts at 7:30pm

Sun., Alma, WI 4 and 6pm big river radio wave show Live taping for Wisconsin public radio!! so unique, come and remember a good time:) @ the big river theater next to the post office dowtown across from the mighty mississip.

Thurs, July 21 Hothouse Comedy Show, L.A.

Friday, July 22, Mala, Silver Lake, CA

Sat., July 23 The North Star Comedy Hour and Meat Raffle w/ Mary Mack and Tom the Accordion Wonder!!! Starring Tim Harmston, Eric Nigg, Laura Park, Jeff Hopkins, and more!!

Friday July 29, Polk County Fair, St. Croix Falls, WI west entrance.

Aug. 13th Sat in the Afternoon WPR'S BIG RIVER RADIO WAVE WILL MOVE TO THE ASHLEY FURNITURE MEMORIAL PARK AMPITHEATER IN ARCADIA, WI JUST FOR THE DAY. A COOL PLACE TO SEE A SHOW, and nobody makes you buy furniture.

Aug. 20, Danbury, WI octoberfest 1pm back in the old ball park south of main street.

Aug. 25, ffa show

CALIFORNIA, WISCONSIN, AND MINNESOTA!!
Workin' on updating the site...until then just come out to a REAL show:)

Thurs. July 14, 1;30pm, Burbank, CA Flappers: 1:30pm live show open to public!!! Fun show where a bout of comics are turned into avatars for the X Box Kinect!!

Sat, July 16, Parway Theater, S Mpls: Last Laugh Farewell to Jason Schommer :( But a fun group of comics and a worthwhile fun show!! 9pm Happy Hour Starts at 7:30pm

Sun., Alma, WI 4 and 6pm big river radio wave show Live taping for Wisconsin public radio!! so unique, come and remember a good time:) @ the big river theater next to the post office dowtown across from the mighty mississip.

Thurs, July 21 Hothouse Comedy Show, L.A.

Friday, July 22, Mala, Silver Lake, CA

Sat., July 23 The North Star Comedy Hour and Meat Raffle w/ Mary Mack and Tom the Accordion Wonder!!! Starring Tim Harmston, Eric Nigg, Laura Park, Jeff Hopkins, and more!!

Friday July 29, Polk County Fair, St. Croix Falls, WI west entrance.

Aug. 13th Sat in the Afternoon WPR'S BIG RIVER RADIO WAVE WILL MOVE TO THE ASHLEY FURNITURE MEMORIAL PARK AMPITHEATER IN ARCADIA, WI JUST FOR THE DAY. A COOL PLACE TO SEE A SHOW, and nobody makes you buy furniture.

Aug. 20, Danbury, WI octoberfest 1pm back in the old ball park south of main street.

Aug. 25, ffa show

THIS WILL BE BETTER IN A LITTLE BIT WHEN I GET MY COMPUTER FIXED AND AM NOT BORROWING THIS HOMELESS GUY'S.

July 10-riot act reading series at the turf in St. Paul: 7pm...July 16-parkway theater showcase going away for jason schommer, mpls...July 17-Alma, WI

NEW WEBSITE COMING THIS SUMMER

TWO MORE L.A. SHOWS, THEN CHICAGO!

BOTH CA shows are Wed.
1) Santa Monica 9pm west side comedy theater...check out ed galvez punk house in facebook

2) The Anna Lee Lawson Comedy Hour - JUNE 15
Wednesday at 11:00pm - Thursday at 12:00am
Location
Next Stage - Tre Stage Theater
1523 N. La Brea Ave
Hollywood, California

Then Chicago at the Lincoln Lodge Friday and Sat June 17 and 18
Get tix here. http://www.justforlaughschicago.com/justforlaughschicago/stories/story/0,,171872,00.html
then Alma Big River Radio Wave Sunday the 19th! 4 and 6pm alma wi downtown in the theater by the post office!

HELLO CALIFORNIA! Lots of shows this week and next in the L.A. area--respirator here I come. THEN OFF TO DETOX (BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY) IN CHICAGOLAND on June 17/18. SEE SCHED FOR MORE DETAILS. SHORT ONES BELOW.

TUES. JUNE 7 AKBAR 8PM SILVERLAKE

SAT. June 11--OMG IT'S THE NSCH&MR!!!! The north star comedy hour and meat raffle, a show I run where we provide you with good northern comics, and the potential to win bad meat. 8801 Cashio, L.A.

JUNE 12, The Funny People Reading Humorous Essays Show
,7:00 pm at Flappers Comedy Club - Main Room in Burbank, CA.

JUNE 15, SANTA MONICA, WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER IN THE ALLEY. 9PM

JUNE 17/18 CHICAGO LINCOLN LODGE (DIFFERENT TIMES EACH NIGHT--CLICK ON SCHEDULE ABOVE)

JUNE 21, MN 4pm at a community thing...i gotta find the paper.

OTHER NEWS IS 1)MY SCOOTER DOESN'T WORK AGAIN, AND 2) IT'S MY MOM'S BDAY ON JUNE 24. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR MOM'S TOO.

HELLO VIRGINIA!!! Blacksburg, VA @ Awful Arthurs tomorrow May 11th, 213 Draper Road, SW with the wonderful Anthony Quinn and @Tim Harmston!
540-443-9109
7pm
THEN WILMINGTON, NC ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY!
NUTT STREET COMEDY CLUB: MAY 13/14 : IN THE LOVELY DOWNTOWN ONE STREET OFF THE RIVER.

THANKS TO THE SUPER AWESOME GREAT PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO ACME COMEDY COMPANY LAST WEEK...HOPE TO SEE YOU IN ST. PAUL, MN THIS SAT. ON HARRIET ISLAND!!
may 6-cambridge, mn american legion "women out all night" presented by Rox Terrant
then...Sat. may 7-padelford boat theater, st. paul's harriet island
LOOK UNDER THE "SCHEDULE" LINK ABOVE FOR ALL THE DETAILS!!

I wrote another poem about Sweetened Condensed Milk:
"SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK DOUBLE STANZA-ED HAIKU"
(remember 5-7-5...that's the pattern according to Carl Sandburg)
Sweetened condensed milk
How long you do last, fridge-bound,
just by skimming mold.

Off-white and yellow
with time, a slight crust has grown,
resisting my spoon.

Thanks, everybody.

THANKS TO THE SUPER AWESOME GREAT PEOPLE WHO CAME OUT TO ACME COMEDY COMPANY LAST WEEK...HOPE TO SEE YOU IN ST. PAUL, MN THIS SAT. ON HARRIET ISLAND!!

may 6-cambridge, mn american legion "women out all night" presented by Rox Terrant

then...Sat. may 7-padelford boat theater, st. paul's harriet island
LOOK UNDER THE "SCHEDULE" LINK ABOVE FOR ALL THE DETAILS!!

I wrote another poem about Sweetened Condensed Milk that I'll put up here soon!

ACME COMEDY CLUB, 708 N. 1ST STREET, MPLS MN THIS WK ALL WEEK APRIL 26-30TH+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
KFAN WAS A FUN TIME ON THE MORNING POWER TRIP AT 8 THIS MORN. GREAT GUYS. AVAILABLE@ KFAN ON DEMAND http://www.kfan.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?podcast=KFAN_PowerTrip&selected_podcast
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KQ92 WITH TERRI AND TOM AND THE GANG WED. MORN AT 9:10!!____________________________________

THEN, MAYDAY MAY DAY MAYDAY THIS SUNDAY MAY 1ST AT THE TURF CLUB IN ST. PAUL: MIDWAY @SNELLING &UNIVERSITY! I will be a reader in the Riot Act Reading Series hosted by the Punk Poet Paul D at 7 or 7:30, MUSIC WILL BE SPIDER JOHN KOERNER OF SPIDER JOHN KOERNER FAME AFTERWARDS AND CHARLIE "O MY GOSH" PARR--GREAT GUITAR PLAYIN' SONG MEN.
________________________________MORE SHOWS UNDER "SCHEDULE" ABOVE INCLUDING A MOTHER'S DAY EVENT AT HARRIET ISLAND. THEN OFF TO THE EAST.
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WHAT ELSE IS THERE FOR NEWS? WELL, I am depriving myself of the mlb.tv package until I finish remodeling my bathroom. Plus, I am in the market for an Easter Pin(y)ata. Also, I learned recently that a wet saw won't help you if you still don't know what you are doing despite your recent tool rental and youtube how-to video. This all qualifies as "news" because we are all on our own paths. I said that 8 times today and it seems to help.
OH MY YEARLY WEEK AT ACME in MPLS IS THE LAST WEEK OF APRIL RIGHT AFTER THE BUNNY PIN(Y)ATA BASHING I AM HOLDING FOR MY REPRESSED FAMILY. Die rabbit. But in the spirit of Easter, not really.
Then off to VA and NC in May!

WHAT IS THERE FOR NEWS? WELL, I am depriving myself of the mlb.tv package until I finish remodeling my bathroom. Plus, I am in the market for an Easter Pin(y)ata. Also, I learned recently that a wet saw won't help you if you still don't know what you are doing despite your recent tool rental and youtube how-to video. This all qualifies as "news" because we are all on our own paths. I said that 8 times today and it seems to help.
OH MY YEARLY WEEK AT ACME in MPLS IS THE LAST WEEK OF APRIL RIGHT AFTER THE BUNNY PIN(Y)ATA BASHING I AM HOLDING FOR MY REPRESSED FAMILY. Die rabbit. But in the spirit of Easter, not really.
Then off to VA and NC in May!

3/25/11 FLOODWOOD, MN 3 Rivers fundraiser "SPA rty" event for ladies, 7pm (approx.) show, but lots of events starting at 6pm going til 11:30 , 7pm show, but lots of events all day:....see this website: WWW.RICHCATERING.COM for tickets! The tickets include a whole night of activities and dinner, so it's a good bargain. Cost below. **** Definition:
[spa party] n. Ladies only evening of limo riding, manicures, massages, shopping, and wine drinking. A fund raising event for the Four Rivers Foundation.***
LOCATION: Tommy's Lounge (Events Center)
$30 single, $25 55+, Group special buy 7 tickets get the 8th free! All proceeds go to the Four Rivers Foundation.

My yearly week at Acme comedy co in the Twin Cities starts April 26 going thru the 30th...www.acmecomedycompany.com !

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NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE RETURNS THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 5TH: THE F.I.B.'S ARE COMING!! (See the Illinois folk in the line up below!)
Los Angeles,
8PM PROMPT BECAUSE WE ARE DITCHING THE SOUND SYSTEM!
wooo hhoooo we are gonna be what we are: lo fi.
8801 CASHIO ST. CORNER OF CASHIO AND ROBERTSON (just south of pico and robertson) There is no sign...we are that true to being lo fi. Just look for a building with Hebrew on it next to Petco. Maybe this is where the kosher pet food is sold. I don't know. I just know u r going to love the show AND the slightly used mattress in the alley where you park. All ages welcome to both the show and the mattress.
FREE PARKING AND BEVERAGES PROVIDED WITH A 5-8 BUCK SUGGESTED DONATION (THEY RAISED THE RENTAL FEE.)
LINE UP: TOM THE ACCORDION WONDER FOSMIRE AND MARY MACK (host and band), JIM HAMILTON (WI), TOMMY RYMAN (MN), CHUCK BARTELL (MN), TONY SAM (IL), MIKE PALASCAK (IL), FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT KIM CLARK (NY) & ERIC NIGG AS THE BUTCHER!
thanks and can't wait to see ya,
mary mack

Los Angeles Comedy Fest, this Friday March 25 at Theater Asylum, 10pm, l.a. Hosted by Laura Mannino, fun time, not sure the price. Its under "First Fridays w/ Laura Mannino" on facebook.___________________________________
NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE RETURNS THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 5TH: THE F.I.B.'S ARE COMING!! (See the Illinois folk in the line up below!)
Los Angeles,
8PM PROMPT BECAUSE WE ARE DITCHING THE SOUND SYSTEM!
wooo hhoooo we are gonna be what we are: lo fi.
8801 CASHIO ST. CORNER OF CASHIO AND ROBERTSON (just south of pico and robertson) There is no sign...we are that true to being lo fi. Just look for a building with Hebrew on it next to Petco. Maybe this is where the kosher pet food is sold. I don't know. I just know u r going to love the show AND the slightly used mattress in the alley where you park. All ages welcome to both the show and the mattress.
FREE PARKING AND BEVERAGES PROVIDED WITH A 5-8 BUCK SUGGESTED DONATION (THEY RAISED THE RENTAL FEE.)
LINE UP: TOM THE ACCORDION WONDER FOSMIRE AND MARY MACK (host and band), JIM HAMILTON (WI), TOMMY RYMAN (MN), CHUCK BARTELL (MN), TONY SAM (IL), MIKE PALASCAK (IL), FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT KIM CLARK (NY) & ERIC NIGG AS THE BUTCHER!
thanks and can't wait to see ya,
mary mack

Los Angeles Comedy Fest, this Friday March 25 at Theater Asylum, 10pm, l.a. Hosted by Laura Mannino, fun time, not sure the price. Its under "First Fridays w/ Laura Mannino" on facebook.

NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE RETURNS THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 25TH: THE F.I.B.'S ARE COMING!! (See the Illinois folk in the line up below!)
Los Angeles,
SAT. MARCH 26, 8PM PROMPT BECAUSE WE ARE DITCHING THE SOUND SYSTEM!
wooo hhoooo we are gonna be what we are: lo fi.
8801 CASHIO ST. CORNER OF CASHIO AND ROBERTSON (just south of pico and robertson) There is no sign...we are that true to being lo fi. Just look for a building with Hebrew on it next to Petco. Maybe this is where the kosher pet food is sold. I don't know. I just know u r going to love the show AND the slightly used mattress in the alley where you park. All ages welcome to both the show and the mattress.

FREE PARKING AND BEVERAGES PROVIDED WITH A 5-8 BUCK SUGGESTED DONATION (THEY RAISED THE RENTAL FEE.)
LINE UP: TOM THE ACCORDION WONDER FOSMIRE AND MARY MACK (host and band), JIM HAMILTON (WI), TOMMY RYMAN (MN), CHUCK BARTELL (MN), TONY SAM (IL), MIKE PALASCAK (IL), FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT KIM CLARK (NY) & ERIC NIGG AS THE BUTCHER!

thanks and can't wait to see ya,
mary mack
P.S. WE DID UPGRADE THE MEAT TO NON PERISHABLE. I HOPE YOU WIN!!

LOS ANGELES, GRANVILLE, AND VERNDALE!!!!

LOTS OF L.A. SHOWS!
TUES FEB 15- HOLY F-WORD SHOW, INDEPENDENT THEATER, DOWNTOWN L.A. 9PM..... ON FACEBOOK STATUS

WED. THE 16TH FEB, L.A. LAUGH FACTORY, SUNSET BLVD, 10PM I HAVE SOME FREE TICKETS. I WILL BE DOING A SHORT MUSIC SET---WRITE ME ON THE CONTACT FORM BELOW!!

FRIDAY, THE 18TH FEB 10PM , GRANVILLE, OH--DENISON UNIVERSITY, 10PM

SUNDAY, FEB 20, L.A. @ TAIX (A RESTAURANT) 8:30 PM IN ECHO PARK JUST EAST OF ALVARADO ON SUNSET

THEN OF TO EXOTIC VERNDALE, MN BEFORE MARCH!

THIS SCHEDULE IS ALSO AVAILABLE UNDER "SCHEDULE."

Sunday (tomorrow) Night (the 16th) in MPLS...RIOT ACT READING SERIES, I get to perform next to REAL and amazing authors Laura Brandenburg, Paul Dickinson, Geoff Herbach (sp), and a fantastic book writer from SP. @ Nick and Eddy in Loring Park, 7:45pm cheap maybe free or close
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Next 2 weeks: headlining in the North West at Seattle's Comedy Underground, and San Francisco's Punchline...Info on their websites and soon mine under the schedule part above!
If you would like to get a reminder, please sign up for the UPDATES at the bottom of the page! They only get mailed once a month, so it's not a hassle!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

January means I go out to headline in the North West at Seattle's Comedy Underground, and San Francisco's Punchline...Info on their websites and soon mine under the schedule part above!

If you would like to get a reminder, please sign up for the UPDATES at the bottom of the page! They only get mailed once a month, so it's not a hassle!

Holmen, WI this Friday night, Dec. 10!! I am performing with a cat if he shows up!
"Bluff View Performance Series" by La Crosse.
DEFINITELY MAKE RESERVATIONS! It sells out after 40 seats. It is an intimate house concerts setting, like how they do it down South, but it hasn't caught on so much in the private North. ADDRESS:
N7916 Bluff View Ct., Holmen WI 54636
(Just north of LaCrosse an hour east of Rochester, 2 hours from Madison WI)
608.526.9051
http://bluffviewconcerts.blogspot.com
facebook.com/BluffViewConcerts
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Also here's a new video in this wreath deal next to this box you're reading. If you want to see more new videos, they will be up at www.youtube.com/marymackcomedy !

Also, please sign up for my monthly "update" at the bottom of this page!

BIG SHOW AT A GREAT THEATER IN NEW RICHMOND, WI THIS FRIDAY, DEC. 3RD!!
"MARY MACK'S GUIDE TO ACTING NORMAL: HOLIDAY EDITION"
8PM, OLD GEM THEATER, NEW RICHMOND WI

Today I wondered who would win in a lip/mouth contest: Steven Tyler or Mick Jagger. But that is not important to the world.

"MARY MACK'S GUIDE TO ACTING NORMAL: HOLIDAY EDITION" will also be playing in Holmen, WI and maybe another town.
Click on "Schedule" above for details!
Hope you had a good thanksgiving and if you need help with the rest of the holidays, come to my show!
mm

Today I wondered who would win in a lip/mouth contest: Steven Tyler or Mick Jagger. But that is not important to the world.

THIS IS THOUGH!! I HAVE A FEW HOLIDAY SHOWS COMING UP!
"MARY MACK'S GUIDE TO ACTING NORMAL: HOLIDAY EDITION" playing in New Richmond, WI, Holmen, WI and maybe a couple other towns.
Click on "Schedule" above for details!

Hope you had a good thanksgiving and if you need help with the rest of the holidays, come to my show!
mm

TODAY, MONDAY, NOV. 15TH HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO THE EVENT CENTER @ UW-STOUT! I'll be kicking off the celebration with a show in "the terrace" @ 8pm, Menomonie, WI.

Saturday the 20th, Nov. I get to entertain some Master Brewers--Oh Man! Guess what part of my pay is.

Dec. 3rd is my annual Holiday Show in New Richmon, WI at the Old Gem Theater. (This year it's called, "Mary Mack's Guide to Acting Normal: Holiday Edition, and we're giving BIG discounts to Seniors or Students!)

Dec. 10, I will be performing a house concert open to the public down by La Crosse! Excited for this new intimate venue. There will be cats!!

Hope everyone will have fantastic holidays!
,mm

Thanks for coming out in Milwaukee! Nice People!
Tonight, Saturday Nov. 6, 11pm @the Cube in The Bookstore/Starbucks area of the Coffman Union at the U of M, I will be performing comedy. I will not be under the influence bet I bet the audience will be!

Then Nov. 15th is the University of WI-Stout in Menomonie, WI...if you want me to come to your college, go to the contact clicker thing above!!

MILWAUKEE COMEDY CAFE THIS THURS TO SAT (OCT 28-30)
615 East Brady Street
Milwaukee, WI 53202
(414) 271-5653

Sorry I have been bad at the updates!! I went to Lambeau field (pack vs. vikes) and it has upset me for the rest of my life. Packers fans are like an occult that you keep trying to quit but they're so nice and the koolaid is so cheap even tho they like to throw their glass koolaid bottles right on the cement where you enter at the fleet farm gate. Favre is a dirty old man, but I still refuse to boo him Cult!! After the game I spotted Randy Moss on the team bus reading his Kindle. See he's not that bad.

Thanks for all the nice folks who came out to Coon Rapids and New Richmond! I've got the show on the Boom Island Mississippi Cruise tomorrow Sept 30 at 6 still and then the shows in Stillwater, MN Oct. 8 and 9 before leaving the area for awhile. Hope to see you there!
And Oh my goodness. Thanks to Chris Roberts at MPR for the nice interview on KNOW available for listening at the link below or at www.mpr.org (Sept. 29)
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/09/29/comedy-mary-mack/

Thanks for all the nice folks who came out to Coon Rapids and New Richmond! I've got the show on the Boom Island Mississippi Cruise tomorrow Sept 30 at 6 still and then the shows in Stillwater, MN Oct. 8 and 9 before leaving the area for awhile. Hope to see you there!

And Oh my goodness. Thanks to Chris Roberts at MPR for the nice interview on KNOW available for listening at the link below or at www.mpr.org (Sept. 29)
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Sept 24th, Coon Rapids, MN just added: Paddy Wagon (the old Tequilaberries by 10 and University?) More under the "schedule" part above. more new shows added there soon.

+BIG SHOW COMING UP IN CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISC!! SEPT. 25 @ THE HEYDE CENTER up on the hill! (schedule icon above will lead you to specs soon)

+Then TWIN CITIES SHOW ON A BOAT, SEPT. 30th -A benefit for the TC Women in Film--Boom Island off of Broadway in NE....details coming. http://www.mnwift.org/annualevent.html!

New Shows Added!

+Sept 24th, Coon Rapids, MN just added: at the old Tequilaberries, used to be Paddy Wagon, and now I don't know what the heck it is!! I'll look and put it under the "schedule" part above. more new shows added there soon.

+BIG SHOW COMING UP IN CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISC!! SEPT. 25 @ THE HEYDE CENTER up on the hill! (schedule icon above will lead you to specs soon)

+Then TWIN CITIES SHOW ON A BOAT, SEPT. 30th -A benefit for the TC Women in Film--Boom Island off of Broadway in NE....details coming. http://www.mnwift.org/annualevent.html!

_____________________________________________________+KFAN RADIO 1130am or 103.7 or 1? fm WEd. Sept. 1 at the fair!_________________________________________________
+BIG SHOW COMING UP IN CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISC!! SEPT. 25 @ THE HEYDE CENTER up on the hill! (schedule icon above will lead you to specs soon)

+Then TWIN CITIES SHOW ON A BOAT, SEPT. 30th -A benefit for the TC Women in Film--Boom Island off of Broadway in NE....details coming. http://www.mnwift.org/annualevent.html

Other than that, just starting back to work on some videos and trying to grow my eyebrows back.
Thanks!

I need to get my life together, but first, I am out of half and half.

BIG SHOW COMING UP IN CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISC!! SEPT. 25 @ THE HEYDE CENTER up on the hill! (schedule icon above will lead you to specs soon)

Then TWIN CITIES SHOW ON A BOAT, SEPT. 30th -A benefit for the TC Women in Film--Boom Island off of Broadway in NE....details coming.

Other than that, just starting back to work on some videos and trying to grow my eyebrows back.
Thanks!

hi mikelle !!!
i don't know how i got on your news page either!!!
not good with a computor.
just wanted to find out when your coming up this way, as the last time i saw you was this spring at the acme comedy club, i really want to see you again and i hope you don't think i'm a stalker either, i'm not!!!
please look me up on facebook ,as i would love to write to you and hope you are well , also i want to see your show again, when you get up this way!!!
i got to talk with you before the show and after the show at acme !!!!
really made my day, thank you so much!!!!
have a great weekend!!!
rubin

I just clicked on the li'l flower below and a text box unfolded before me and bade me write. Write! It said.

HEY EVERYBODY, I GOOFED AGAIN!! IT'S NOT AUGUSTA, WI: IT'S ARCADIA, WI WHERE I'LL BE WITH THE BIG RIVER RADIO WAVE ON AUG. 20 @6:30PM in their Millenium ampitheater in the Memorial Park...a taping for WPR!!

RIGHT NOW I AM COMPETING WITH THE IOWA STATE FAIR IN DES MOINES. PLEASE COME RELAX IN THE A.C. AND SEE ME AT THE FUNNYBONE on the west side of town through Aug. 15. 2 Shows tonight friday and 2 shows Sat. 7:30PM!! AND 9:45. THEN 7:30 AGAIN ON SUN. Go Twins. Oh yeah, and if you come here, bring a raft.
Also, Rubin and Dan, how the heck are you guys writing in my "news" box? I can hardly even figure it out. I didn't know you could send letters on here. Rubin, you should sign up for the mailing lists or "updates" below and then it'll tell you all the show information and it only comes out once a month, so your parents won't think I am stalking you.

The above (below?) post references the 8/12/10 performance in Des Moines, IA, of course.

No flood jokes! Was it "too soon"? Do you do house parties? Apologies if I already asked. Hoping to one day hear your version of Zebra's "Who's Behind the Door?"...

Dan

hi mikelle !!!
sorry i didn't get to come to your show in danberry wi.
i thuoght your email was going to send me the dates you were playing in areas in mn. or wisc , so i could come see your show.
just looked on your sight and found out i missed your appearances at the casino!!!
sorry i didn't make it as i would have been there if i would have gotten the e mail!!!
see you next time your in town , i will keep checking your sight for the dates!!!
have a great day and hope to see you soon.
rubin

This Fri and Sat, July 30 and 31--7:30 pm, Danbury, WI, corner of 77 and 35WI--Opening weekend in the New HOLE IN THE WALL CASINO! Can't wait to see what it looks like.

August includes Des Moines Funnybone the week of Aug. 11-14 and Carlton, MN on Aug 18th, and a show in an ampatheater in Augusta, WI on the 20th sponsored by Ashley Furniture...Augusta, WI has Bush's Beans AND Ashley Furniture. Guess that's the new happenin' place.

Other than that, just getting my 2009 taxes in order. I feel it's time.
mm

Back on the road this Tues, July 13...Dates include Canada, Wisconsin, and Iowa (Canada being the most diverse of the three, I think)
July 13-18, CALGARY, AB, CAN THE COMEDY CAVE...i have to dress like batman. Should be a fun time at a nice club during the big Rodeo Stampede!!

July 30 and 31--Opening weekend in the New HOLE IN THE WALL CASINO! Can't wait to see what it looks like.

August includes Des Moines along with more Wisconsin and some private corporate shows which I can never sneak anyone into, for fear of losing my buffet privileges.

September brings back the California shows, and that's all I know. Just helping Mom out at the lake this summer and trying to stir up the nieces and nephews before returning them to their rightful owners.

Thanks again for your support at the shows and on line. I am lucky to have good people around me.
,mm

Hello Friends and Cody from California!
Hope you all had a good Dad's Day.

JUNE 25TH, THIS COMING FRIDAY, I GET TO PERFORM IN BURNETT COUNTY,
WISCONSIN AGAIN! Woo hoooo. home.
@ T-Dawgs in Grantsburg, WI on Hwy 70 in the Gateway Plaza--
I will be bringing another comedian who has performed on Last Comic Standing and
Comedy Central: Tim Harmston. Super Funny! Plus, the tickets were a little
more than I expected, so I will be giving some free cd's away and also some junk
I found in my basement. (But it could be your treasure.) 8pm Tickets
available at 715-463-6888. ______________________________________________
JUNE 27, 4 AND 6PM, ALMA, WI BIG RIVER RADIO WAVE TAPING, Come be part of the
audience on the old Mississip.

Other News: I AM STILL THE ONLY MEMBER OF MY SPORTS BLOG, Mary Mack's SPORTS CHAINSAW (link above).

my dad has always wanted to meet you. i want to do it for fatehrs day. is that possible? we live in california.

Ann ARbor, MI tonight! June 5th, aacomedy.com, Last 2 shows there, 8 and 10:30pm Great Club!
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Bob and Tom Show, This Monday morn, June 7, 7:20am Central!
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Peoria's Jukebox Comedy Club this Thurs thru Sat with my friend Tommy Ryman:) Tickets available at 309 673 5853! jukeboxcomedyclub.com
______________Other news: I had to donate my car to the war veterans in Chicago. Now I need a car. Does anybody have a veggie or bio diesel RV? Or maybe something I can run off my own sweat? It is real humid right now writing this in Michigan.

Ann ARbor, MI tonight! Last 2 shows there, 8 and 10:30pm Great Club!

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Bob and Tom Show, This Monday morn, June 7, 7:20am Central!
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Peoria's Jukebox Comedy Club this Thurs thru Sat with my friend Tommy Ryman:) Tickets available at 309 673 5853! jukeboxcomedyclub.com
______________Other news: I had to donate my car to the war veterans in Chicago. Now I need a car. Does anybody have a veggie or bio diesel RV? Or maybe something I can run off my own sweat? It is real humid right now writing this in Michigan.

ART A WHIRL NE MINNEAPOLIS,,,BRIEF CARGO ELEVATOR STINT WITH PAUL D. ABOVE DIAMONDS COFFEE HOUSE, MAY 15, 6:30PM___________________________________
MAY 22, THE BOBBY CROWN SHOW, Saturday, May 22, 2010
7:00pm - 8:30pm,
ACME Comedy Theater
135 N. La Brea Ave.
Hollywood, CA______________________________________
SILVER LAKE JUBILEE. 7PM, EL CID, MAY 23!

THEN SHOWS IN WI, IL, IN, AND MI! CLICK SCHEDULE ABOVE FOR DETAILS!

LOS ANGELES THIS SATURDAY, MAY 1ST, 8 pm,  (like in a couple days)   
NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE
8801 Cashio St. (Just South of Pico and Robertson)
Free parking in the shady back area__5 smackers includes Spirits
       The “Uno de Mayo” edition:  Bring your maracas!
                           WITH      Mike Holmes (IA)
                                 Matt Knudsen (ND)
                                 Johnny Pemberton (MN)
           Michael Feldman (Foreign Exchange Student)
            Mary Mack and Tom Fosmire the Accordion Wonder
                FEATURING HUGO AND THE LA BAMBA ALL STARS
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MAY 4TH, TUES. SILVER LAKE, CA: AKBAR, 8:30PM 2 BUCK BEERS AT 7:30 The "Drunk on Stage" show with Bruce Daniels see him on facebook!
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MAY 8, 1PM, MPLS, MN RITZ THEATER:
POWDER KEG LIVE! LIVE RADIO TAPING WITH THE OLD ELECTRIC ARC RADIO CREW wooo hooo!
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may 15, art a whirl NE mpls, performing in a cargo elevator with my favorite poet Paul Dickinson, 6:30pm somewhere above or around Diamonds coffee shop.
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CLICK SCHEDULE FOR MORE UPDATES: IL, IN, MI COMING UP!!

California shows coming up next week! Please join my fan page on facebook--marymackcomedy or Twitter.com/marymackcomedy ! New videos posted on www.youtube.com/marymackcomedy. So much technology, so little time.

WHO'S IN MICHIGAN? (OR MINNESOTA)
March 25, THURSDAY, MOUNT PLEASANT, MI- CENTRAL MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY, BOVEE UNIVERSITY CENTER--7PM EARLY! Me for an hour...NOT HER AGAIN!_______________________________

APRIL 3RD, RETURN OF POWDERKEG LIVE! Live Radio Recording, 1pm, The Ritz Theater, 13th and University, NE Minneapolis____________________________

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ACME COMEDY COMPANY-MPLS, MN IN APRIL!!
My yearly week at home! april 6-10 bringing my good friend Carlos Kotkin from Los Angeles and my good friend Linda Aarons is hosting!

Mar. 19, 8:30 HaHa Comedy Cafe, North Hollywood
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March 20th--THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE: addy: 8801 Cashio NW corner of Cashio and Robertson just South of Pico
time: 8 pm pretty prompt
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MARCH 21, COMROCKERY comedy and music show: 9:45pm all star lanes in Eagle Rock, CA
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ACME COMEDY COMPANY-MPLS, MN IN APRIL!!
My yearly week at home! april 6-10 bringing my good friend Carlos Kotkin from Los Angeles and my good friend Linda Aarons is hosting!

LOS ANGELES____________________________
Mar. 19, 8:30 HaHa Comedy Cafe, North Hollywood
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March 20th--THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE: addy: 8801 Cashio NW corner of Cashio and Robertson just South of Pico
time: 8 pm pretty prompt
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MARCH 21, COMROCKERY comedy and music show: 9:45pm all star lanes in Eagle Rock, CA
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WV, VA, NC THESE STATES THE WEEK OF MARCH 8, 2010!!
FAIRMONT STATE WAS FUN LAST NIGHT, AND I NOW HAVE MARY LOU RETTON'S PHONE NUMBER, but check out these remaining dates in the area:
__________________________________________________MARCH 12/13 WILMINGTON, NC NUTT ST. COMEDY CLUB: 1-888-727-NUTT (6888) WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/NUTTSTREETCOMEDY
March 10, fork in the alley open mic if I get there on time, Roanoke, VA Brick oven pizza? I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THE BLUE GRASS PEOPLE.
March 11, Courtyard Gallery True Home open mic Podcast, BYOB or "Skully's" is above with food, beer and foodbeer
This is a 3 hour extravaganza of which I will probably perform 10 minutes. (I just wanna listen and hangout.) 9-12

WV, VA, NC THESE STATES THE WEEK OF MARCH 8, 2010!!
FAIRMONT STATE WAS FUN LAST NIGHT, AND I NOW HAVE MARY LOU RETTON'S PHONE NUMBER, but check out these remaining dates in the area:
__________________________________________________MARCH 12/13 WILMINGTON, NC NUTT ST. COMEDY CLUB: WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/NUTTSTREETCOMEDY

March 10, fork in the alley open mic if I get there on time, Roanoke, VA Brick oven pizza? I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THE BLUE GRASS PEOPLE.

March 11, Courtyard Gallery True Home open mic Podcast, BYOB or "Skully's" is above with food, beer and foodbeer
This is a 3 hour extravaganza of which I will probably perform 10 minutes. (I just wanna listen and hangout.) 9-12

UNIVERSITY OF WI-STEVENS POINT , 8PM, TONIGHT MARCH 4, DREYFUS UNIVERSITY CENTER, the "encore" room____________________________
Next week, WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA! MARCH 12/13--NUTT STREET COMEDY CLUB (CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE)
OTHER NEWS HMMMM....can't get youtube to upload sound at the "marymackcomedy' youtube channel. Is that news?
Also I have a twitter page but I can't figure that out either.

WISCONSIN SHOWS THIS WEEK: HOME AGAIN!

Feb. 12, Burnett County Outreach Show, Northwoods Crossing Event Center, Siren WI, 70 and 35, Tix at Door or Call the Burnett County Family Outreach office. 715 349 2922 Not sure on that number exactly, will recheck and repost soon!
____________________________________________FEB. 12-WITTENBERG, WI NATURE CENTER FUNDRAISER...TIX AT 715-253-2211 (THE SCHOOL) www.wittbirn.k12.wi.us

FEB. 14TH Lake Holcombe Methodist Church Lazagna Celebration :)
MORE INFO UNDER "SCHEDULE!" P.S. NEXT NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR IS MARCH 20TH, L.A.

SPECIAL LOS ANGELES NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR: VALENTINE SING ALONG AND MEAT GIVE AWAY TOMORROW!_______________________________
9pm, FEB. 5TH, 2010, THIS FRIDAY
The North Star Comedy Hour and Meat Raffle: featuring good comics and bad meat (and this month some valentine sing alongs so bring your real or imaginary dates-it won't be that uncomfortable!)
Where:
Secret Signless Theater at 8801 Cashio St. (NW corner of Robertson and Cashio St behind the Hebrew Joint where all the Amish folks hang out)
5 bux gets you show and bev. (the drink, not the lady)

Line Up: Chuck Bartel (St. Paul), Jackie Kashian (Mpls-Milwaukee), Tom Clark (Milw'ee), Mitch Hansen (MN/ND border), Tony Sam (Chicago-an acception was made), Matt Champaigne (Foreign exchange kid), Tom the Accordion Wonder (reps Maple, MN via his mother Joan), Randy Baumgardtner's Cousin who is also a Butcher, and Mary Mack Don't worry the show doesn't go as long as it looks. Always under an hour and a half so the meat doesn't get worse than it already is!

Thanks to all ye good people of the world,
www.marymackcomedy.com

LOS ANGELES SHOWS THIS WEEK AND THEN OFF TO BURNETT COUNTY, WI AND OTHER WI LOCALES VALENTINES WEEKEND:_________________________________________Feb 2, 8:30 pm Barbarella bar, Silverlake, CA
Feb. 5, 9pm, THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR & MEAT RAFFLE (NSCH&MR if u r texting) this Friday Feb 5th, L.A. 8801 Cashio St. 9pm 5 bux includes booze, enter in the back of the building with Hebrew on the front. Knock thrice and speak the words "prime cut."
Click on "schedule" up top to see line up!

THANKS ALL WHO CAME OUT TO LOUIE PALOOZA AND THE HOLIDAY SHOWS! NEXT SHOWS IN MSP WILL BE APRIL 6-10 AT ACME COMEDY COMPANY...www.acmecomedycompany.com.
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North STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE returns to L.A. in the michael woolson theater (corner of cashio and roberts, SAT 23rd, 8pm)!
5 BUX GETS YOU ADMISSION AND WINE/BEER! bring your own pop. I'm sick of buying that, she said cheerfully.
Lots of colleges coming up, so i'll be around the country. If you want your home comedy club to book me just let them know and send em here!
U GUYS ROCK.
___________________ps I have good friends and students in Haiti. THey are in the biggest disaster with this earthquake: If you would like to help, there are plenty of donation sites attached to the Yahoo News page. That's where I did it and felt it was very legit.

PROMO CODE FOR $20.10 TICKETS TO THE 5PM OR 8:30PM Show with Louie Anderson, Scott Hansen, and myself (cut and paste in your address line): https://www.tickets.umn.edu/Online (THAT'S THE NORTHROP SITE.) THEN GO TO WHERE YOU BUY TICKETS AND ENTER "2010" UNDER "SUBMIT CODE."

HOPE 2 CU TOMORROW @ THE U OF M CAMPUS!!

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DEC. 31HAPPY NY!! St. Cloud, MN, 8:30pm Paramount Theater downtown w/ Louie Anderson! www.paramountarts.org_________________________
JAN 2ND, WWW.LOUIEPALOOZA.COM ME, LOUIE ANDERSON, SCOTT HANSEN NORTHRUP AUDITORIUM....go on the website for Tickets 20 bucks and up!
LISTEN TO LOUIE AND SOMETIMES ME ON KQ92 DEC. 29-31!

Dec. 19, Park Theater, 7:30pm
PO Box 136
15791 US Highway 63
Hayward, WI 54843
(715-634-4596 ______________________________________
DEC. 31HAPPY NY!! St. Cloud, MN, 8:30pm Paramount Theater downtown w/ Louie Anderson! www.paramountarts.org_________________________
JAN 2ND, WWW.LOUIEPALOOZA.COM ME, LOUIE ANDERSON, SCOTT HANSEN NORTHRUP AUDITORIUM....go on the website for Tickets 20 bucks and up!

HOLIDAY TOUR STARTS IN WI & MN:
Dec. 12th, The Old Gem Theater
116 S Knowles Ave
New Richmond, WI 54017
Box Office: 715-246-3285
Toll-free: 1-800-886-8035
E-Mail: boxoffice@oldgemtheater.com ____________________________
Dec. 19, Park Theater, 7:30pm
PO Box 136
15791 US Highway 63
Hayward, WI 54843
(715-634-4596 ______________________________________
DEC. 31HAPPY NY!! Gig TBA _________________________
JAN 2ND, WWW.LOUIEPALOOZA.COM ME, LOUIE ANDERSON, SCOTT HANSEN NORTHRUP AUDITORIUM....go on the website above and hit the KQ92 LINK TO GET A GOOD DEAL ON TIX!!

HOLIDAY TOUR STARTS IN WI & MN:

Dec. 12th, The Old Gem Theater
116 S Knowles Ave
New Richmond, WI 54017
Box Office: 715-246-3285
Toll-free: 1-800-886-8035
E-Mail: boxoffice@oldgemtheater.com ____________________________
Dec. 19, Park Theater, 7:30pm
PO Box 136
15791 US Highway 63
Hayward, WI 54843
(715-634-4596

DEC. 31HAPPY NY!! Gig TBA

JAN 2ND, WWW.LOUIEPALOOZA.COM ME, LOUIE ANDERSON, SCOTT HANSEN NORTHRUP AUDITORIUM....go on the website above and hit the KQ92 LINK TO GET A GOOD DEAL ON TIX!!

NEXT HOLIDAY SHOW: NEW RICHMOND, WI THIS WEEKEND!! Dec. 12, 7:30pm Old Gem Theater downtown
(715) 246-3285 for tickets
More info under "Schedule" above.

Tonight It's La Crosse, WI Nov 19. 8.30pm! Ringside Bar on Pearl! Then Sat and Sun in New Mexico ABQ, NM with Hypnotist Rusty Z, and Mr High Tech Bill Resnick!
HARLA MAY'S FAT BOY GRILL IN THE OLD ONATE THEATER, 710 DALIES AVE. BELEN, NM 505.864.2211

HOLIDAY TOUR STARTS SOON AND ENDS AT THE NORTHRUP AUDITORIUM IN MPLS WITH LOUIE ANDERSON (for special ticket rates see the website and go to the KQ 92 link: www.louiepalooza.com )
Sat. 8pm, Sun. (earlier! call for time and tix)
10 BUX ADVANCE, 12 Door

HI Everybody!
POSTPONED is the NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE...It was scheduled for Nov. 13th and due to some unrelenting pneumonia-induced asthma, I have to wait a little longer before breathing that sweet Los Angeles air. PLEASE KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN FOR THE NEXT ONE WHICH SHOULD BE SOON. Until then, it's just a few private business parties for me, followed by the annual yet abridged, Holiday Fiasco Tour around the midwest ending in Mpls. with Louie Anderson at the Northrup Auditorium Jan. 2nd.
BIG DISCOUNT AVAILABLE ON THE KQ92 WEBSITE!
(Show is called Louipalooza!)

Minnesota Shows!
FERGUS FALLS TONIGHT FRI. THE 23RD 8PM BEST WESTERN EVENT CENTER AND THEN
CANNON FALLS, SAT THE 24TH, OCTOBER, Grandpa's Event Center: 8pm..NEW ULM COMING UP!
See Schedule section above

MINNEAPOLIS THIS TUES AND WED., Oct. 20th and 21st, Acme Comedy Company 700 block N. 1st St. Minneapolis, MN, 8pm! www.acmecomedycompany.com

Fergus Falls,mN on Fri and Cannon Falls on Sat. (THE FALLS TOUR) see "schedule" up top.

MORE L.A. SHOWS THIS WEEK AND THEN BACK TO MINNEAPOLIS TUES. THE 20TH AND WED. THE 21ST!
Tonight Oct. 13th, Tues, at the Universal City Walk, L.A DOING THE 8:30PM SHOW AT THE JON LOVITZ COMEDY CLUB, 1000 UNIVERSAL STUDIOS BLVD, UNIVERSAL CITY, L.A., CA
Melrose Improv, 7:30 pm this Sat. and then the 20th and 21st I'm at Acme Comedy Company 700 block N. 1st St. Minneapolis, MN, 8pm!
It has really been great seeing everybody out at the shows! Especially nice of you when money is so tight!

TONIGHT IN LOS ANGELES:
SAT, OCT 10TH, 8:30 PM, THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE (featuring good comics from around Minnesota and bad meat)
No name theater at the NW corner of Cashio and Robertson
8801 Cashio, Los Angeles, CA 90035
Come out and have a blast with us and Tom the Accordion Wonder!
Sunday through Saturday I also have Shows around Los Angeles listed in the Schedule link above!
Hope everybody's good and sorry about the snow in Minnesota today.

Writer's Reading Series this Sunday!
Sept. 27, CHANGE IN TIME: Turf Club St. Paul 7pm, Riot Act Reading Series...Not a comedy show. A writer's reading series that kicks butt. Music afterwards.

MONDAY: PERFORMING AT BEANER'S CENTRAL, DULUTH MN, 8PM BUT BANDS START AT 7PM
6 BUCKS, PART OF THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF "ONE WEEK LIVE"...A MUSIC FESTIVAL
WWW.BEANERSCENTRAL.COM
HOPE TO SEE YA!

TONIGHT, fri. the 18th
PERFORMING AT MY FRIEND BECCA JANSSEN'S BENEFIT IN NEW RICHMOND, WI FRI. Sept 18th, 8PM...FOOD STARTS AT 5PM...GIBBY'S LANES www.gibbyslanes.com (BECCA is a good school friend of mine who was diagnosed with ovarian cancer this summer. This benefit will really help out with things she and her daughters need to get thru all the medical crap.)

MONDAY: PERFORMING AT BEANER'S CENTRAL, DULUTH MN, 8PM BUT BANDS START AT 7PM
6 BUCKS, PART OF THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF "ONE WEEK LIVE"...A MUSIC FESTIVAL
WWW.BEANERSCENTRAL.COM

HOPE TO SEE YA!

MPLS THIS WEEKEND AND DULUTH NEXT MONDAY!!
Sep. 11, 2009 at 10pm, Bryant Lake Bowl, Mpls, MN short set
Sep 12, 2009 at 10:00 PM CDT (8:00 PM DOORS)The Pernice Brothers / Mary Mack / Kate Boothman from Sunbearat 400 Bar - Minneapolis, MN$15.00 18 plus . $15 day of show. Kate Boothman from Sunbear http://www.myspace.com/thisissunbear http://www.myspace.com/mary_mikelle_mack Mary Mack
www.joepernice.com
www.400bar.comSept. 17, noon, Brainerd, MN Central Lakes College
Sept. 17, Maintenance Supervisors Conference, St. Cloud, MNSept. 18, Becca Janssen Benefit Show, WI
Sept. 19, St. Joeseph, MN College Show
Sept. 21, Duluth, MN 8pm Beaner's on Central...Concert Coffee house: Part of "One Week Live" 10 year anniversary, www.beanerscentral.com

GOLDEN COLORADO @THE SCHOOL OF MINES, TODAY, SEPT. 4TH, 5PM IN THE I-CLUB.
ALSO, MPLS AND DULUTH COMING UP!
Mpls @ the 400bar Sept. 12, and Duluth@Beaner's Central Sept. 21 ....wooo hoooo...great food, beer, and coffee there! Schedule will be updated with these soon!
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
IMPORTANT REQUEST: WE NEED YOUR RESPONSE DIRECTED LIKE A GENTLE BULLET TOWARD WISC. PUBLIC RADIO: The Big River Radio Wave is a great WPR variety show I'm in which is recorded in a rustic theater in a town with no stoplight on the Mississippi River...We don't know a lot about technology, but since you do, you could call these numbers or send emails to tell them you'd like to see it get picked up for another season!
Eau Claire, 88.3, email is www.wpr.org/whwc and their phone # is (800) 228-5615, LaCrosse is 90.3, www.wpr.org/whla and (888) 520-2078 If you're really good at the computer, you can maybe download it, or call them and say you wish you could stream it!!! If you do this, you totally rock.

GOLDEN COLORADO @THE SCHOOL OF MINES, TODAY, SEPT. 4TH, 5PM IN THE I-CLUB.

ALSO, MPLS AND DULUTH COMING UP!
Mpls @ the 400bar Sept. 12, and Duluth@Beaner's Central Sept. 21 ....wooo hoooo...great food, beer, and coffee there! Schedule will be updated with these soon!
HAPPY LABOR DAY!

TONIGHT AUG 13, 8:30 PM AT THE FAKE GALLERY, HOLLYWOOD, WWW.FAKEDOTCOM.COM is THE NORTH STAR COMEDY HOUR AND MEAT RAFFLE!
featuring good comics from MN and bad meat, 5 bucks gets you in and it also gets you some beer, wine or pop!

WISCONSIN PUBLIC RADIO SHOW STARTS FRI, AUG. 6 AT 7PM!!! (THE BIG RIVER RADIO SHOW--I GET TO DO 2 SEGMENTS)
info:
As some of you may know The Big River Radio Wave starts airing on Wisconsin Public Radio stations 90.3 WHLA out of LaCrosse and 88.3 WHWC out of Eau Claire this Friday, August 7 at 6pm and will be on every Friday in August at that same time.
Wisconsin Public Radio is (as it should be) very reactive to listener response. Eau Claire’s email is www.wpr.org/whwc and their phone # is (800) 228-5615, LaCrosse is www.wpr.org/whla and (888) 520-2078 and if they are flooded with positive listener communiqué there’s a very good chance they’ll pick up the show on a regular basis which will not only give a voice to regional talent but may, some day, generate world peace and stop global warming.
So, if you were at the shows or hear them on Fridays, PLEASE contact one of the public radio affiliates and let them know that you think that this show may be the reason Marconi invented radio. -Mac Cherry, show creator

marymack 2009.7.29 08:35
Black Bear Casino tonight, dining buffet style with the Hells's Angels.
CORRECTION TO TIME OF EAU CLAIRE SHOW TIME THIS FRIDAY: IT'S AT 8PM!!! not 9pm!! There were miscommunications, so ignore the newspaper stuff.
EAU CLAIRE GREEN MILL, "THE RETURN OF PINCH FINGER" cd release party w/Tim Harmston! Call if you wann a good seat! 2703 Craig Rd
Eau Claire, WI 54701-6151
(715) 839-8684

WISCONSIN PUBLIC RADIO SHOW STARTS FRI, AUG. 6 AT 7PM!!! (THE BIG RIVER RADIO SHOW--I GET TO DO 2 SEGMENTS)
info:
As some of you may know The Big River Radio Wave starts airing on Wisconsin Public Radio stations 90.3 WHLA out of LaCrosse and 88.3 WHWC out of Eau Claire this Friday, August 7 at 6pm and will be on every Friday in August at that same time.
Wisconsin Public Radio is (as it should be) very reactive to listener response. Eau Claire’s email is www.wpr.org/whwc and their phone # is (800) 228-5615, LaCrosse is www.wpr.org/whla and (888) 520-2078 and if they are flooded with positive listener communiqué there’s a very good chance they’ll pick up the show on a regular basis which will not only give a voice to regional talent but may, some day, generate world peace and stop global warming.
So, if you were at the shows or hear them on Fridays, PLEASE contact one of the public radio affiliates and let them know that you think that this show may be the reason Marconi invented radio. -Mac Cherry, show creator

Black Bear Casino tonight, dining buffet style with the Hells's Angels.
CORRECTION TO TIME OF EAU CLAIRE SHOW TIME THIS FRIDAY: IT'S AT 8PM!!! not 9pm!! There were miscommunications, so ignore the newspaper stuff.
EAU CLAIRE GREEN MILL, "THE RETURN OF PINCH FINGER" cd release party w/Tim Harmston! Call if you wann a good seat! 2703 Craig Rd
Eau Claire, WI 54701-6151
(715) 839-8684
*********THEN, THANK GOD, THE LAST CD RELEASE SHOW ON MINNEAPOLIS'S WEST BANK, CLOSE TO WHERE BOB DYLAN STOLE SOME RECORDS***********************The DEMISE OF PINCHFINGER AND FASHION SWEATER SHOW. 8PM AT THE 400 BAR THIS SATURDAY AUG. 1. IT'S 10 BUCKS FOR ME, POET PAUL D., CVS TRIO, JAVIER TREJO BAND AND A SWEATER FASHION SHOW. THAT'S BETTER THAN THE STATE FAIR!